Showing posts with label bros. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bros. Show all posts

Sunday, October 25, 2009

steve phillips is not a bro

So Steve Phillips was fired by ESPN for having an affair with 22 year old production assistant Brooke Hundley. My first response to hearing such news was immediate indignation. Phillips was very knowledgable and a great addition to Baseball Tonight. Once again another major corporation (this time ESPN/Disney) is hating a bro for doing what bros do: have an innocent affair with a slam piece half your age. Disney must have bought into the bro hater B.S. They believe all those gay organizations like N.O.W. (National Organization of Winers) and N.A.G. (National Association of Gals) that say that bros shouldn't be allowed to do whatever they want. They think that when a bro in a position of power nails a slam piece who works for him that it is an "abuse of power" and "degrading to women." Basically they just want unconstitutional discrimination against bros and the bro way of life. They are just pissed that they aren't as awesome as bros.

However, after doing more research into the Phillips' situation it turns out that Brook Hundley is no slam piece. She was just fugly (see evidence below). In fact she is the opposite of a slam piece. Phillips should have been fired. Bros don't mess with fugly chicks unless copious amounts of riot juice is involved. I doubt Phillips was drinking riot juice at work, but if he was I will once again be back on his side. But until I see that evidence, Phillips should have been fired. He is not a bro. And he was GM of the Mets. Bros hate the Mets. Fuck the Mets.

Monday, September 21, 2009

college gameday, the pigeons and bros

First, sorry about the long break. I have no excuse other than laziness. I would like to promise that I am going to pick up the pace of theblogging front, but no promises. First and foremost, college gameday (Presnted by the Home Depot) is coming to state college, pa this weekend for PSU's big revenge matchup with Iowa. Let me assure you that Happy Valley is going to be a very rowdy valley this weekend. Although I still think this Penn State team needs to improve quite a bit in order to compete for a national title, I think they will take care of business this weekend against an overmatched Ioaw team. After last year's tough loss, the nittany lions should be coming in with a chip on their shoulder and it is going to be LOUD in Beaver Stadium. Penn State also got the run game going last week, even if it was against Temple, and I think that Daryll Clark will be very effective passing the ball against a defense which can't matchup with PSU's skill players on offense. My prediction is that Clark opens up ther passing game early, which in turn opens up Royster in the second half. Final score: Penn State 31, Iowa 13.

Man did the eagles look terrible or what? Way too many mistakes in all aspects of the game. Hobbes had a fumble onb a kickoff return, the defense couldn't get consistent pressure on Drew Brees, and Kevin Kolb, although he played relatively well, had a very costly turnover to open up the second half and couldn't get into much of a rhythm after halftime. Basically, the Eagles played as poorly as they possibly could against a Saints team I believe should have no trouble winning the NFC South. Regardless, it is only one game, and the good news is the Eagles get Kansas City next week. The even better news is they also get Michael Vick. One of the few bright spots for the Eagles last week is how well they ran wildcat formations. With Vick in there that shold only improve. As far as quarterback, I think we should give McNabb one more week off (effectively two weeks because the birds have a bye in week 4), and give Kolb one more start. As I said, he didn't play too poorly and if he had made a couple of throws he missed (like when he thrdew behind Westbrook on third down after he burnt Jonathon Vilma) the Eagles could have actually won that game. They were only down by six at halftime before the two turnovers that basically sealed the loss. If those breaks had gone the Eagles way, it could have been a very different second half. I still think this is a playoff team, and they will show why once McNabb is able to play again in Week 5. Additionally, the next four games are all very winnable, so this is probably as good a time as ever to rest McNabb.

Lastly, check out this site: http://www.broslikethissite.com/. It is a great rundown of what life is like for all the bros out there. Man life is tough.